Here’s how the nicest version of comparison goes. The first is what you say to your girlfriend; the second is the thoughts that run through your mind directly after you speak.
“She has better hair.” It’s long and shiny, and mine is too short. I hate my haircut.
“Look at her! She is so skinny.” How does she do that????? She’s pushing a double stroller!!!!
“Can you imagine all the work she does? It must be really hard getting it all done.” Dadgummit. She has three kids under the age of five, works full time, and she serves on three committees at church. With her husband traveling like he does! How does she look so perfectly coiffed all the time????
Here’s how the normal version of comparison goes. (These thoughts may be accompanied by a bit of a snarl).
“Good Lord, somebody give that poor girl a cheeseburger! STAT!” I…
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